The PLUNGE: My Original Flagship Archetypal Branding Service!

Marketing magic. Business direction. Imaginative branding.

A 21-Day, one-on-one plunge into your supernatural potential.
For women + men + mermaids.

(Discount for actual mermaids.)

Let me ask you a question.

(And for the record, I’m not crazy. Just inventive.)

How would you run your business — if you were a mermaid?

Think about it.

You’d probably spend a lot of time basking on rocks, sunning your gorgeous scales —
instead of scrambling to pay the bills.

You’d probably create products, services + programs with extraordinary impact + depth — no fluff, no quick-fixes, nothing slimey.

You’d probably fall in LOVE with marketing — a marvelous opportunity for self-expression, storytelling + magical attraction!

You’d probably be very prosperous, very serene, and exceptionally seductive.
A true alpha-female + entrepreneurial goddess. No ifs, ands or … tails.

I believe there’s a very fine line between mythology + reality —
between fantasy + fabulous business design.

And if you want to build, market + grow your business like a mermaid —
or a faerie, goddess, sprite, satyr, unicorn or angel — I say: let’s DO it.

And let’s do it NOW.

How your life and biz look after taking the PLUNGE …

  • You hold your first sold out retreat and the participants bring tears to your eyes because you realize you’ve found your life’s calling.
  • You finally figure out how to bring your creative, magical and healing worlds into a cohesive online business presence.
  • You leverage said online presence to have the freedom to travel and teach your retreats and workshops worldwide, not just in your own backyard.
  • You begin to turn away work that zaps your energy so you have the mojo to pen your books and write up lessons for your online and in-person workshops.
  • You find the right words to use on your sales pages that melt the hearts of your tribe and lead to more sales.
  • You make a living from your life’s calling rather than just having a job.

It’s time to bring Heaven to Earth … to bring your buried treasure up from the depths. At the end of the day I want you to feel adored, accomplished, radiant and reverent… you’re finally in your ELEMENT.

The PLUNGE is a 21 day, deep dive into your supernatural potential, as an entrepreneur. We’re not skimming the surface waters, here — this is deep, saturated, serious business direction.



What you get:

  1. You’re going to swim away with a clear understanding of your personal mythology — the archetypes that drive your life + business — as well as your customers’ motivations, needs + desires. You’ll receive a 5-10 page pdf (your personalized Mythic Brand Archetype Report) that will help you connect more deeply to your mythological archetypes, so you can apply the wisdom to your brand. You can triple your list and double your income without sleaze or unease.
  2. You’re going to receive a masterful marketing plan — fit for a mermaid. Practical steps (like blog ideas, launch marketing and updating your opt in) + how-tos, to help bring your gifts into the world.
  3. I’ll write irresistible copy for the Home, Work With Me and About pages of your website. You review my copy and send your feedback. Think of it as a fun collaboration where your two most read pages get an eye-catching makeover!
  4. You’re going to get your priorities straight — once and for all. Clarity = razor-sharp decision-making = speed = progress = cash in your pocket.
  5. You’re going to enjoy a wealth of mystical, musical treats — because in addition to being a marketing muse with 25 years experience, I’m also a professional drummer + spoken-word artist. Get ready for personalized affirmations + sonic vision quests!



STEP 1: We connect over Zoom video conferencing — or in person, if you’re a California mermaid — for our first 2-hour PLUNGE. It’s a storytelling session where you give me the lowdown on your life’s journey and who you’re becoming.

I’ll create your Mythic Brand Archetype Report — Depending on how many mythological archetypes you are conjuring, your customized report will run from 5-10 pages and outlines what makes you (and your brand) so bewitching and how to maximize its psychological effect so you can create a more magical livelihood.

I’ll write your Home and About page so that they’re in alignment with the brand voice that will attract the best fit clients, like bees to honey.

Get ready to become a living legend!

STEP 2: We’ll re-connect for our second 1-hour PLUNGE about 14 days later.
Marketing magic, business direction, imaginative branding, first steps, next steps and NOW steps … we’ll wade through it all.

STEP 3: I’ll create a personalized recording of a guided vision journey where you’ll use your powerful imagination to create a magical connection with your inner world guides.

The combination of magic and business design is one of the most powerful ways to manifest your dream life more quickly and with ease.

STEP 4: I’ll go into my own temple and connect with your personal Mermaid guide to see what wisdom they wish to share with you. I’ll record a private video and tell you all about it. Usually, your Mer guide will tell you what obstacles are in your way, that you may or may not be aware of. They also love to spread their messages of LOVE!

STEP 5: On day 21 (give or take or few sunrises), we’ll re-connect for our final 1-hour PLUNGE.

We’ll celebrate your progress, refine your plan, and wrap up with an inspiring tarot reading.

Your investment for the 21-Day PLUNGE: $1,500

(A 2-pay installment plan is available if you wish to split the payment.)

Build a business with supernatural potential.
Go for depth. Go for impact.

Take The PLUNGE.

Here’s what you need to do to get started …

Ready to take the PLUNGE? Awesome!

Let’s talk!

Schedule a 15-30 minute Virtual Tea (or coffee) and we’ll make sure this is the right option for you.

Click here and you’ll arrive at my online scheduler where you can pick a date and time that’s most convenient for you.

Ready to get started? Send me an email and we can get you paid up and schedule our first 2-hour PLUNGE call!



“I first met Kris when she was the guest speaker at the Goddess Collective in LA and she had me at PhD in Mythological Studies.

One week later I signed up for her Plunge Day with a mission to dive deeper into my offerings in my spa and to create my sales page for my”Day in the Life of An Ancient Greek Goddess Day” retreats.

I hired her as I was stuck on the correct language to use in my sales page and knowing we were of the same tribe I knew Kris and I would speak the same language.

Our day together was playful, wise, insightful, deep, captivating, worldly and joyful. I didn’t want it to end and in fact when my husband returned home from work that evening, he said I had a mischievous look on my face and that I was glowing. Yes I was! After a short time Kris emailed me some ideas and as soon as I read what she wrote, tears welled up in my eyes.

Kris captured my spirit and essence in one day of being together. I call her my Mystic sister.”

Helen Hodgson, Retreat Leader |

“Thanks to you, the one area that I had not a single doubt bubbling up was my copy. You had brilliance in polishing up my words to their best diamond shine. Kris, you epitomized my favorite business strategy: under promise and over deliver!”

Maria Schonder, Kitchen Love-ologist |

“What I can tell you is that your work is very powerful. More than finding the right words, the value in this experience for me is that through your deep seeing and simple process things that have been in the way of me bringing my work into its fullest expression are clearing out.

You are a transformative agent for those of us who are giving form to our work.”

Sandra Easter, Ph.D

“What she offers is truly life-changing, uplifting work. She helps you step into your power and use it for good. With her business coaching, she has practical, easy ways to help you ‘get going’ on things you’ve been putting off for far too long. Ever since I discovered her work two years ago, I’ve been signing up for everything she offers because it works.”

Charlotte Cressey, Animal Liberation Activist and Educator, Creator of Earth Energy Yoga |

“My business has done a complete 180 since taking my first class with her, and my sales have almost tripled. She has taught me that singing my siren song and trying to sell to others doesn’t have to feel icky. She has also challenged me to leverage my time and resources more effectively so that I don’t have to kill myself to get things accomplished.”

Angelique Mroczka, Writing Coach, Author, Indie Book Publisher, Author Soul.


I’m not your “normal,” dry marketing + business coach.

I take the deep and intoxicating parts of the mind & mythology and turn it into powerful & proven strategies to help you gain more visibility, customers and revenue.

With over 25 years in marketing and web development for companies the likes of E!, Paramount Pictures, Disney and Citrix Online, I know what you need to do to succeed without hiding your true identity.

I’ve helped hundreds of entrepreneurs create a business and livelihood that feels otherworldly … seductive … enthralling … and totally bewitching.


What happens in between our sessions?

Between our sessions you can email me anytime to review your work, ask questions and get my support.

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